Ming Is Getting Out Of Hand

Ming Duh Merciless has arrived in our star system apparently for no other reason than to cause trouble. He is now inundating earth with superflous videos about nothing in particular, yawn! Check out one of them here!

Who Is Ming the Merciless?

From what I'm hearing, this guy comes to our house and gets all up in our face about we're not an intelligent species? Whats up with that eh? And that's not all! He's calling himself the Emperor of the Universe? I don't remember electing anyone Emperor of anything.
But that's not enough, he's got to be talkin about destroying our solar system too? For what? So he can complete his light speed corridor project? This guy sounds a lot like one of our own politicians.

OK, even if this is all just joking around, someone has a lot of nerve questioning our intelligence as a species. And how can a responsible website like the Agenda of Life Foundation host this idiots blog? Last I checked, that Foundation is all about raising the level of Human awareness and intelligence.
Also, how did this whole thing with the alien scientists get started? Come on! None of this is real .... is it?
I sent some feedback to the Agenda of Life Foundation and they sent me back a message that said that I was a perfect example of what Ming calls a semi-conscious hon-yock. Go figure!
Anonymous

This is the kind of stuff I have to deal with!
Wanda